
Sebastian liked his name, it meant “revered” in Latin. It gave one something for which to aspire, not only a goal but a framework that ought to be followed to attain that goal, if that appellation were to be honorably earned. And honor too was important to Sebastian, perhaps because of his name.
Not that it didn’t have drawbacks.
What was its diminutive or affectionate form? Seb, Sebbie, Baz and Bash came to mind. Its Spanish variant, also Sebastian but pronounced differently, was both more popular and had easier nicknames, Sebas and Bastian being two. Sebastian had tried to adopt Bastian, he liked it. And not only because it seemed cooler than Seb, Sebbie, Baz or Bash. It had style and not just a bit of power. To Sebastian, Bastian seemed powerful. Powerful and revered were as useful as they were complimentary.
Now to live up to the name and nickname, and to have the nickname accepted by his peers and by his future ex-wives (the latter was the trend). Hopefully beautiful, interesting and honorable ex-wives, ex-wives who did not bear grudges or demand alimony, nor an unfair share of joint property. Who did not irreparably break his heart or he there’s. That would definitely not be honorable.
And what kind of an education and career would best suit a Sebastian whose nickname was Bastian and who sought to comport himself in an honorable fashion, but one not bereft of financial success and at least a modicum of fame? An interesting and productive career following a fascinating education that ought to include a bit of adventure and a good deal of fun, perhaps even a bit of harmless mischief but in a good cause. And dinosaurs and physics and astronomy too. Perhaps even theoretical mathematics and study of quanta that might open portals to other dimensions or facilitate non-interval travel anywhere or, perhaps, even any when.
That would be cool, and it could well be honorable as well.
Tough questions for a nine year old.
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© Guillermo Calvo Mahé; Manizales, 2022; all rights reserved. Please feel free to share with appropriate attribution.
Guillermo (“Bill”) Calvo Mahé (a sometime poet) is a writer, political commentator and academic currently residing in the Republic of Colombia (although he has primarily lived in the United States of America of which he is also a citizen). Until 2017 he chaired the political science, government and international relations programs at the Universidad Autónoma de Manizales. He has academic degrees in political science (the Citadel), law (St. John’s University), international legal studies (New York University) and translation and linguistic studies (the University of Florida’s Center for Latin American Studies). He can be contacted at guillermo.calvo.mahe@gmail.com and much of his writing is available through his blog at https://guillermocalvo.com/.