The Grand Hyperbole (pronounced Hyper Bowl)
The main event, hopefully, a perpetual, never ending, no holds barred extravaganza starring the loquaciously ineloquent Donald J. Trump versus the insidiously rapacious Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (primarily via undisclosed proxies).
Battle to the end, neither combatant willing to abide by the decision.
The only rules are: unabashed truth is prohibited, colorfully deceptive expletives encouraged and fraternizing with opposing partisans to two degrees of consanguinity for at least four years is deeply frowned upon. Neutral parties are to be despised by all. Collateral damage encouraged, regardless of the costs …. Errr, to others.
And it’s on, … may the fight never end till all of us are gone to that great colosseum deep in Creation’s bowels, as that where we’ll all end up.
© Guillermo Calvo Mahé; Manizales, 2017; all rights reserved